DAL NIENTE

"From Nothing"

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marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

(Source: leucobryumflora, via problems-of-a-white-boy)

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via damn-it-nappa)

kindablowed:

me and my squad on our way to beat your ass

kindablowed:

me and my squad on our way to beat your ass

(via laughinguntilithurts)

rachelraygun:

cruiserswagger:

coexistwithmutants:

If it WERE one Universe.. I learned 2 things about US History this summer.

1. Bucky Barnes shot JFK

2. Magneto took the fall

rachelraygun

spanglesandsass

(via avengersasssemble)

(Source: greyusurper, via damn-it-nappa)

disgustinghuman:

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

FUCK

(via damn-it-nappa)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via shakespeareintellectualbadass)

ptysis:

"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"

"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"

"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"

"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"

(via groovystarlord)

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

(via midget-banana)